Monthly Archives: October 2009

Let’s call Halloween what it is – excuse to dress like a hooker night – Bill Maher

That quote above is from Bill Maher’s twitter.  And one of my peeps retweeted it and I busted out in hysterics, because REALLY?  It’s the damn truth.  I mean, Party City has a whole damn catagory dedicated to it – … Continue reading

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In which I decide to get off my ass and do something about it

It’s no secret that I hate how I look and have crappy self esteem.  The fact of the matter is – MY attitude about MYSELF is not going to change until I do.  In addition, I feel sluggish and achy ALL … Continue reading

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Memories of my Starfish-Alien-Baby

Remember that dream I had last week about my Starfish-Alien-Baby? Well Eric and I went to Party City today to look at Halloween items (mostly for him; I’m still on the fence about the holiday). Lo and behold, on the … Continue reading

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Hate-o-RAID

At least the RAID spray doesn’t smell too bad.  They must have reformulated it so it doesn’t smell TOO much like, oh, I don’t know, stuff that kills bugs. Why the RAID? Because we have fucking FLEAS.  I saw 2 … Continue reading

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You’d think that Halloween is awesome for a fat chick.

Halloween gives me the creeps.  And not in an “Oooooh…spoooooky” kind of way.  More like a “Oh hell, I have to deal with this shit again?”  Ever since I had an itchy clown wig yanked onto my head at age 4 … Continue reading

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The dreams I have, freak me out sometimes

Two nights ago, I had a dream that shook me up. I had a child.  A baby.  I didn’t give birth in the dream, but I all of a sudden just had a baby.  The odd thing about the child … Continue reading

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My boyfriend’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble…

Yes, after a tough month, Eric is now home.  And not a moment too soon. Towards the end of our time apart, I started to lose it a bit.  Last Saturday I had a massive breakdown of sorts – both … Continue reading

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